Actual Cuckoo Bird Living Inside Ozzie Guillen’s Head Looking Forward to the Offseason

Chicago, IL – Bucky, the actual, live cuckoo bird that resides inside the cranium of Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen (left), confirmed that he’s looking forward to some downtime after a busy, stressful playoff and World Series run.

“Yeah, I need some serious kickback time,” Bucky told reporters Tuesday as he cleaned out his locker inside Guillen’s skull, removing several prescription bottles marked “Ozzie's Crazy Pillls” and a megaphone with which he punctuates every single one of Guillen’s statements with his a trademark “Cuckoo! Cuckoo!”

As of press time, Bucky hadn't had a moment's rest for going on five years.

"Lots of people think he's always been this insane, but once I started living in his head I really amped it up," said Bucky. "While he's sleeping, I sometimes even tell him to murder people, but let's just keep that between us."

"Ozzie keeps me busy, boy, that’s for sure," said the diminutive Coccyzus Americanus. " I feel like I’ve been through hell and back, especially since the playoffs started and Ozzie started doing more interviews. All that utterly insane stuff he says and does? He gets all the credit, but that’s all Bucky, man. All Bucky.”

Bucky confirmed that with the baseball season now over, he’s either going to Cancun or to Jamaica, but is leaning toward Jamaica because he’s “spent enough time around batshit-crazy Latinos lately.”