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Actual Cuckoo Bird Living Inside Ozzie Guillens Head Looking Forward to the Offseason
Chicago, IL Bucky, the actual, live cuckoo bird that resides inside the cranium of Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen (left), confirmed that hes looking forward to some downtime after a busy, stressful playoff and World Series run.
Yeah, I need some serious kickback time, Bucky told reporters Tuesday as he cleaned out his locker inside Guillens skull, removing several prescription bottles marked Ozzie's Crazy Pillls and a megaphone with which he punctuates every single one of Guillens statements with his a trademark Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

As of press time, Bucky hadn't had a moment's rest for going on five years.
"Lots of people think he's always been this insane, but once I started living in his head I really amped it up," said Bucky. "While he's sleeping, I sometimes even tell him to murder people, but let's just keep that between us."
"Ozzie keeps me busy, boy, thats for sure," said the diminutive Coccyzus Americanus. " I feel like Ive been through hell and back, especially since the playoffs started and Ozzie started doing more interviews. All that utterly insane stuff he says and does? He gets all the credit, but thats all Bucky, man. All Bucky.
Bucky confirmed that with the baseball season now over, hes either going to Cancun or to Jamaica, but is leaning toward Jamaica because hes spent enough time around batshit-crazy Latinos lately.

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