Bonus Top Ten List

Despite playing in a major metropolitan area and hosting the recent NBA All-Star game, the Atlanta Hawks rank dead last in league attendance, at around 7,000 fans per game. Below are the...

TOP TEN THINGS GEORGIA RESIDENTS ARE USUALLY DOING INSTEAD OF ATTENDING HAWKS’ GAMES.

10. Drinkin'

9. Lynchin'

8. Shootin'

7. Rasslin'

6. Four-wheelin'

5. Three-wheelin'

4. Fleein' Johnny Law

3. Yee-hawin'

2. Relaxin’ by a roarin' fire, sippin’ 60-year-old Macallan single malt scotch and readin’ Chaucer’s "Canterbury Tales."

1. Sister Humpin'