BONUS BONUS TOP 10

Our near-comatose staff wasn't planning on writing two Top Ten lists for this issue. They're simply not that motivated, and only seem to perk up when the Editor promises an extra field trip to the methadone clinic. But considering that a) they haven't done an issue in a while due to sheer, Teamster-esque laziness, b) they love each and every one of you more than the oxygen we breathe, and c) they've been listening to sports radio around the clock in our shabby, crowded, B.O-smelling, coffee cup- and pizza box-strewn office, they've been inspired to give you loyal readers a little extra Top Ten love.

Hence, below are The Top 10 Athlete Interview Answers Our Staff Heard on Sports Radio Today:

10. "Oh, most definitely."

9. "I just went out, played my game, gave 110%."

8. "Oh, most definitely."

7. "That limo driver had a big, gaping shotgun hole in his chest when I got there."

6. "We'll just take it one game at a time."

5. "I just went out, played my game, gave 110%."

4. (Awkward silence followed by) "Oh, most definitely."

3. "Bitch sure didn't act 18."

2. "A friend borrowed my car; that 350 lbs. of weed was his."

1. "Oh, most definitely."