| Rag Readers' Poll
The inspiring story of Mitchell Rodriguez and his fight against gender discrimination has caused us here at The Sports Rag to wonder what a verdict in his favor would mean to our country's other high-profile gender discrimination case, that of Martha Burk (left) vs. Hootie Johnson and Augusta National Golf Club. So, what do Rag Readers think of women gaining membership at Augusta National?
"This is just an elaborate scheme by women to spy through a locker room peephole and watch Craig Stadler showering." -- S.Arshad, Kansas City
"It's not fair that Hootie is taking all the heat for this. I mean, the Blowfish aren't exactly innocent, you know." -- Ariel T., Portsmouth, NH
"Does that mean the Masters Tournament will be changed to 'The Masters and a Bunch of Bored, Uppity, Meddling Spinsters" Tournament?" -- Larry, Austin, TX
"I've never seen anyone in such dire need of a good lay than Martha Burk. Not by me, of course, but maybe by my cousin, Harlan, who's a bigtime chubby-chaser when he gets the ol' Schlitz goggles on." -- A. Walsh, Lancaster, PA
"Let's get to the real issue here, which is why on earth Fuzzy Zoeller hasn't yet stepped in to smooth things over with another 'blacks-eat-fried-chicken-and-collard-greens' joke." -- S. Madden, Boston, MA
"I don't care if they ever get to play golf, but if the Frumpy Women of Augusta National swimsuit calendar ever comes out, I'll be the first in line." -- James B., Atlanta, GA
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