Recently, the WNBA players’ union threatened to strike on September 15th if salaries are not increased and a collective bargaining agreement is not reached. Because this is clearly a powderkeg issue that has the sports world–nay, the entire civilized world–on the edge of its seat, below you’ll find this week’s Bonus Top Ten List.

Top Ten Real Reasons the WNBA is Considering a Strike:

10. Not enough oats, hay, and salt licks in post-game buffets.

9. To force league’s one pretty player, Lisa Leslie, to wear a deep-sea diving helmet during games so as not to "show up" the ugly players.

8. To make sure the exciting "Fundamentally-Sound Layup Contest" remains part of All-Star weekend.

7. (Reason #7 omitted due to writing staff not knowing that there even was a WNBA until, like, ten seconds ago.)

6. Want September 15th off to attend K.D. Lang concert.

5. Demanding a "No-More-Having-to-Walk-Clumsily-in-High-Heels-at-Award-Ceremonies" clause be written into league by-laws.

4. To fight for the same rights that spoiled, pouty, coddled billionaires in other pro sports have.

3. Not sure, but this pudgy little Donald Fehr guy said they should.

2. To protest rule change requiring players to actually wear ultra-comfortable Easy Spirit pumps while playing

1. Ehhh, who gives a flying fuck.