Green Bay, WI – Green Bay Packers rookie Najeh Davenport was recently charged with criminal mischief after allegedly breaking into a woman’s dormitory room and defecating in her laundry hamper.

The bowel-moving incident took place at the start of the Packers training camp.

Davenport, a 6’3" a fullback out of the University of Miami, reportedly entered the woman’s room around 2 a.m., walked straight into her closet, climbed up onto her hamper, balanced like an Olympic gymnast, and …..

…you know what? On second thought, we should just stop right there.

Frankly, we couldn’t write anything else about a professional athlete shitting into a complete stranger’s laundry hamper that would make this incident any more ridiculous than it already is.

We apologize for any confusion this abrupt story-stoppage might have caused.

Model of hamper/toilet preferred by most defecating NFL rookies.