Cheney, WA – After failing to report to Seahawks’ camp at Eastern Washington University, quarterback Ryan Leaf, the second overall pick in the 1998 draft–and, at one time, considered one of the league’s most promising young stars–announced his retirement Friday.
Leaf will be remembered as a complete and utter cock."Oh sure, man, that guy was a cock," said former Chargers scout team quarterback Rick McHugh. "A huge cock, in fact. The biggest."
"Not much else to say, really," McHugh eventually added, shaking his head while remembering one of the nearly 7,217 instances in which Leaf acted like a big, fat cock.
Yet another pass wobbles off to a player in the wrong uniform.