Boston, MA – A recent caller to Boston-area sports radio station WEEI’s "A-Team" program has his head up his ass, reports listener Scott O’Leary, a crane operator on Boston’s Big Dig construction project.
"I’m on [lunch] break, eating a few cod fritters and cod strips, and listening to ‘EEI with Sully, Murph, O’D, O’C, McD, Sully, Sully and Mick, and Mac," said O’Leary, 32, a native of South Boston. "And then this hammahhead calls up [A-Team co-host Dale] Aahnold and stahts saying ‘Nomahh ain’t got it this year, blabbidy blah blah.’ Nomahh fuckin’ rules and everybody knows it. If I coulda reached through the radio I woulda punched his fuckin’ lights out. I was pissed."
Temporarily unsure of how to best express his considerable anger to his coworkers, however, O’Leary said he was rescued by fellow crane operator, Tom Sullivan. "Sully all of a sudden says ‘yo Lears, that fuckin’ guy got his head up his fuckin’ ass or what?’"
O’Leary confirmed that he thought about it for a moment, and finally–despite the fact that the caller had eloquently pointed out that veteran acquisitions like Carlos Baerga have helped solidify the formerly shaky Red Sox clubhouse, and had said nothing whatsoever about shortstop Nomar Garciaparra–O’Leary wholeheartedly agreed with his friend’s assessment that the caller indeed had lodged his head firmly into his anal cavity.
"Yeah," I said to Sully, "you’re right, Sul’…he does got his head right up his fuckin’ ass, bigtime," O’Leary said. "He’s probably on a fuckin’ cell phone in his Lexus, too, the fuckin’ yuppie pussy."
The two tank-topped, crewcut, badly sunburned men then sealed their agreement by high-fiving, opening two more tallboys, and greedily chugging them. O’Leary then hopped back into his crane and immediately knocked over a large metal pole he wasn’t supposed to.
According to official Big Dig statistics, this is the 43rd such cranial-rectal lodging on WEEI reported by O’Leary and his coworkers this week.
O’Leary (in white beard to disguise identity), and the dangerous machinery he operates after drinking heavily.
O’Leary and one of the Sullys fix pole that they accidentally knocked down with crane.