Name: Al Hrabosky.

Past Glory: Nicknamed "The Mad Hungarian," Hrabosky won 64 games, saved 97, and posted a 3.10 ERA over a 12-year career; Best known for wild, gesticulating hysterics on the mound.

Present Day: Runs dog-walking business, Lakeland, FL

Comment: "I only screamed at the ball because I was Hungarian. Can’t you understand that? No you can’t, with your undeveloped, non-Hungarian mind. Do you know what it’s like to be a Hungarian? I didn’t think so, you snot-nosed, racist little punk. You don’t know the half of it! This schnauzer knows more about Hungarians in what’s left of his little prick than you know in your whole head! What do you mean ‘you have no earthly idea what I’m talking about and please let go of your jacket?’ Of course you know, you anti-Hungarian bastard! So tell all your little sport readers there, we Hungarians are everywhere, and our strength is growing by the day! Come back here!"

The Mad Hungarian during his playing days.

The completely mad Hungarian today.