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Name: James Miller, a.k.a. "Fan Man"
Past Glory: Parachuted into 1993 Holyfield-Bowe fight with giant industrial fan on back, caused long delay.
Present Occupation: Assistant Night Manager, WashnLoad Laundry, Patterson, NJ
Comment: "Remember when I flew into that boxing match with the big fan on my back? Wasnt that cool? It didnt lead to any multi-million-dollar fan-related endorsements, or fan-related sitcoms, or a Fan-Man variety show with fan-themed comedy sketches like I thought it would. My stinkin agent couldnt even get me hired to emcee the grand opening of that new air conditioner repair place on Route 7, which I would have been perfect for. But if I had to do it all over again I wouldnt change a thing. Except I would have gotten an education or something instead of pinning all my hopes for any future success whatsoever on a big fan and a parachute. And I would have maybe used a bigger fan next time."
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