| Ray Lewis Accidentally Confesses, Then Quickly Un-Confesses To Alleged Homicide
Owings Mills, MD Reports out of Baltimore Ravens mini-camp say that Pro-Bowl Linebacker Ray Lewis accidentally confessed to stabbing two men outside an Atlanta nightclub just hours after the Rams-Titans Super Bowl back in 2000. But then he un-confessed really, really quickly. "Man, I aint never seen a Freudian slip like that before," said fellow linebacker Dwayne Marshall, who was eating lunch next to Lewis when the startling confession/un-confession took place. "We were joking about how tough the roast beef was and out of the blue Ray says You think this is tough? Try stabbing two little bitches to death, which I most definitely did outside an Atlanta nightclub back in 2000." Marshall said that upon hearing this shocking revelation, the entire cafeteria immediately went dead silent -- except for a few coughs and some silverware dropping on plates -- and everyone turned to stare at Lewis, at which time he cleared his throat, grinned a little too widely and awkwardly added, "I mean, which I most definitely did not do." He then picked up his tray and made a hasty exit. Lewis, charged and later cleared in the stabbing deaths of Richard Lollar, 24, and Jacinth Demarus Baker, 21, outside the Cobalt Lounge in Atlantas Buckhead district, was later seen sitting in his Humvee outside the cafeteria, repeatedly hitting his forehead with his palm saying "stupid, stupid, stupid ." |
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Lewis (right) celebrating with Art Modell at Super Bowl XXXV, one year after most definitely not, repeat, not killing anyone in Atlanta. |
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