Irving, TX – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, not fully satisfied with his first round of well-publicized but basic cosmetic surgery, recently underwent additional operations to look exactly like former "Guess" Jeans supermodel, Anna Nicole Smith.

"Mr. Jones received such a favorable response on the ‘new him’ from friends, family, everyone in the Cowboys organization, that he wanted to take on the next challenge," Cowboys PR Director Susan Haney confirmed today. "And that challenge is to look exactly like voluptuous ‘Guess’ supermodel Anna Nicole Smith."

Dr. Michael Ambrose, Chief of Cosmetic Surgery at University of Texas Medical Center said that Jones’ breast-, scalp-, gluteal-, and lip-enhancements were unmitigated successes, though it was "kinda weird when he wanted Ms. Smith’s exact face permanently sewn over his own face," Ambrose added, and then visibly shuddered. "Cosmetic surgery is one thing – I mean, it’s how I make my living – but this was a little too ‘Silence of the Lambs’ for my tastes."

From all reports, Jones’ surgery was a dramatic improvement, even over the extensive improvements he'd already had. At the recent NFL draft, upon seeing his boss enter the Cowboys war-room clad in nothing but spiked heels and a revealing thong bikini, new Offensive Coordinator Bruce Coslet immediately began fanning himself with a playbook and quipped that it would be "awful hard to concentrate on the draft, what with that big, juicy rack staring back at him."

Jones prior to Nicole Smith- enhancement.

Jones after surgery, relaxing during NFL draft.