The SPORTS Rag


May 7, 2002 • Issue 1


TYSON-LEWIS BOUT REPLACED BY JUST TYSON READING POETRY BY A ROARING FIRE NEW YORK – In a dramatic format shift, the Mike Tyson-Lennox Lewis heavyweight title fight which was to be broadcast on pay-per-view in about 50 million homes at a price of $54.95, will now feature the former heavyweight champ and convicted rapist reading from a collection of poetry he penned while incarcerated in an Indianapolis prison. This announcement comes on the heels of recent charges filed by two Las Vegas women claiming Tyson raped them in his Las Vegas home earlier this year. (Full Text)	Bob Baffert Disassembled, Put Back Into Storage Until Next Derby
	Ray Lewis Accidentally Confesses, Then Quickly Un-Confesses To Alleged Homicide
	Jerry Jones Undergoes Anna Nicole Smith’s Ass-, Breast-, Lip–, Hair-, and Face-Implant Surgery

Rag Readers' Poll Where are they now? Fantasy Sports Focus

		White Player Has No Nickname Orlando, FL – Orlando Magic backup Guard/Forward Jud Buechler complained Friday about not having a cool basketball nickname. (Full Text, including BONUS TOP TEN LIST) Coach’s Sweaters Caused Aneurysms Chicago, IL – Experts at Northwestern University have linked sweaters worn by former Chicago Bears and New Orleans Saints Head Coach Mike Ditka to brain aneurysms and other neurological trauma. (Full Text)


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